Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
~Charles Dickens~
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Knock Knock Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit. Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull...!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
Knock
Knock Who's there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I knew Suzie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas !
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You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work. Santa doesn't work anywhere near a 40 hour week. Santa travels a lot. Yup, Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
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Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers !
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days
Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
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