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Jokes. Oct.2 #1198102
10/02/19 12:56 AM
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Please help me finish these jokes.

-1. I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another
drink and --- the dance contest.

2. Instead of saying it gets dark early in the fall, Yogi Berra said it gets ---- early.

3. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a ---- c----.

-4. How do you repair a broken tomato? With ------ p----.

-5. Yogi Berra said: I usually take a two-hour nap from o-- to f---.

-6. He also said: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them w--- to school like I did.

-7. And: The towels were so thick there I could hardly c---- my suitcase.

-8. And: When you come to a fork in the road, t--- it.

-9.Did you hear about the crab who went to the seafood disco? He pulled a ------.

-10. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? U----t T--a

joy2


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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198103
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1. Won lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198104
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Hi Bernie.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198110
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10. Urgent Tina wavegirl

Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198111
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Good one Joan.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198114
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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198117
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198124
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198125
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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198132
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Good ones.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198133
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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198145
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Oui.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198157
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8. take


Life's a puzzle; one piece at a time.
Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198165
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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198174
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198176
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198177
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3. root canal


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons ...
for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198208
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Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198238
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes. Oct.2 [Re: curly] #1198239
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Thanks.


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