Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Dennis Wholey
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Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”
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Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
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It’s a good thing snakes and dogs don’t interbreed. Nobody wants a loyal snake. —Roy Blount, humorist
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Q: How are a cat and a sentence different?

A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a sentence has a pause at the end of its clause!
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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost
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Q: What did the SNAIL say while riding on the turtles back?

A: Wheeeeeeeee
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Q: What is the best way to cook a gator?

A: In a crock-pot
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An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle.

A passing zebra asks, "Why did you do that?" ...... "Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun," the elephant said.

"Wow, forty years ago! How did you remember that?"

"Well I have turtle recall," replied the elephant.
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Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A: A pouch potato.
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On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?”

Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.”
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Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face?

A: Because it came out of the pen.
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A college girl was visiting my farm and noticed the ring in our bull's nose.

Intrigued, she asked, "Did you put that ring in his nose or was he born that way?"
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Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!
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A snail named Samuel just got a raise working as a realtor. He decided since he got this money he will get a custom sports car with a big "S" on the side to show everyone the car is his.

While he's flexing his new car down the streets of Los Angeles, he passes an elderly couple sitting on their porch.

As he passes the man exclaims to his wife, " Look at that S-Car-Go!"
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A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster.

The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!
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Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

A: An Investigator!
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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: "Dam!"
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Q: What happened when the frog's car broke down on the side of the road?

A: It gets toad away.
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Q: What's the smartest animal?

A: A fish. They practically live in schools.
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Q: Why did the whale cross the street?

A: To get to the other tide.
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My email password has been hacked.

That's the third time I've had to rename my cat.
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Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A. A walkie-talkie!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks!
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Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?

A: A flea market!
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Good morning everyboomie.


How is life treating everyone today?


Sorry about the goofy grin, I'm just happy. Don't know why. I was just daydreaming about Fall, maybe that's it.


We are slated to hit 101 today. I think it'll be higher than that. Those weather guys almost always undershoot their estimates.


This heat has stimulated my itch for a cold brew. Well there may be another reason I have a goofy grin on my face.


So what are you guys drinking for breakfast?


I still have not gotten back in exercise mode. I need a real kick in the behind.


Just don't kick the silly grin off my face. It kinda feels good.


Have a great week everyone.


joe

Joe, enjoy your happiness and hold on to it for as long as you can

Nothing special here, and that's fine by me

Joe, I love the quote!

I had a nice run this morning. It was not as hot as usual, though I came home dripping and soaked. Then a quick shower and change and off to the vet with Lil Man Soot. He is a mixed bag! Gained 2 lbs Blood is showing signs of beginning to make new blood cells. But anemia has gotten a little worse since last time.

Now home doing laundry and bills and being thankful for A. C.

Have a great day all

watching court shows,

Joe, being happy is a wonderful thing and I'm happy that you are happy!
Now...about that exercise! Get on it!!

butterflybabe, enjoy your day!

L4L, so glad that lil soot is getting better test results!

family, enjoy!

I got off work early today so my boss and I took our pups for a hike and swim all afternoon. It was a lovely day for it!

Have a happy day all!

Good Morning Joe, butterflybabe, L4L, family, Ana and everyone. Joe you sound like you are getting so bored you don't want to do anything. I agree with Ana... excerise! It will make you feel better. Butterflybabe how about a game today? L4L hope the vet visit goes well for lil soot. Family any new recipes? Ana sounds like you had a perfect day yesterday. Coffee and tea are ready.

Hope everyone stays safe and has a Hppy Day!

Good morning, have a Super day. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning Joe ButterFlyBabe L4L Family Ana Gerry Connie and anyone else who pops in

Coffee to go Gerry

I'm off to work ... whoosh!

Be back later!

Back from my run. Man, I was pushing the struggle bus up hill. I tried to beat the heat so skipped breakfast and hit the park, but it was already 80 and clear and sunny and humid. They were cutting grass and weed eating so the park was noisy. But there were lots of folks there. I did manage 4 miles, though much slower than normal. I broke a tooth a week ago, but dentist can't fix it for 2 more weeks because of covid so that means I can't chew gum when I run. That means I have to take lots of water breaks as it's wayyyyyyy too hard to carry a water bottle (hurts my back which already hurts) and I don't care for camelbacks. So, lots of water stops during my run which slows my pace way down. But, I did it, and was so very thankful to have a hot shower and cool A. C. and a cup of coffee waiting!

You all have a wonderful day

watching court shows.

You go L4L! That's awesome! So sorry to hear about your tooth. That stinks!

soot, still working from home or are you back in the office? Hope your day was a good one!

connie, hope your day is a great one!

Gerry, good to see you! Hope things are a little less stressful for you.

Good morning, have a Lovely day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning Joe Connie Ana Family Gerry ButterFlyBabe and L4L

Ana, work is keeping me busy at home and at work ... that's good! We're experimenting with a possible new normal schedule until a vaccine gets the pandemic under control ... so going 'in' to work two times a week for 1/2 days else I'm at home working

Family, enjoy your shows

Connie, wishing you a fun day

L4L

Have a gracious day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

Back from my hills walk. Found an old fanny pack so could take water with me. Thank God. At the park I run in circles, so I just hit the car every mile for water, but my hills walk is an out and back. It was hooooooooooot when I left so very grateful I could bring water. All showered up and son has an extra sausage cooked so I'm getting a hot lunch today.

I'm hoping to play a little today. We shall see though as life often intervenes.

Our governor just extended a mask order. No surprise there as we are a hot zone.

Stay safe out there

watching court shows.

Goodmorning Boomers

Hello Joe , Ana , Soot - thanking you, Looney , Butterflybabe , Family , Connie & Kaki's sister - Wishing you all a happy healty day and be safe all:D

Ps Had a few family issue's to sort out but I'm back finally - Happy gaming all

Good morning, be safe. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast.

Hey Ho TaintedFury, it's good to see you ... glad you were successful in sorting issues ... sleep well!!

Hi Connie ... I grabbed a Danish to go this morning from the NC

Hope your shows were good Family

We've started our new half days ... half day at work and half day of work at home ... they're going to be interesting

Have a great evening everyone

watching court shows.

Hi Soot Thankyou, Yeah I had a issue to sort between my Auntie and her sister which is my Mum (Mom), Oh boy .... That night i slept well.

I Hope those half days work out okay for you and that you have a terrific nights sleep.

Good morning, enjoy your day. I will work in the Greenhouse, before it gets to Hot. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Glad you were able to sort it, Tainted.

Back from my run. It was a good one. 4.4 miles in 100 degree heat, and I'm still breathing, so I'm happy. Have laundry and cooking to fill out the day. I am hoping to play a bit later, but we shall see what life brings.

Hope you all have a wonderful day

hey ho Family ... I am guessing your shows are good

That's great news TaintedFury ... family can be a handful at times Yes, the half days will work just fine ... have a good evening!

Good morning Connie ... that sounds like a very good game plan to me; I'll have a Danish to go please

L4L

Have a good day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

laundry and chores.

Hi Connie Working in the greenhouse sounds rewarding, have a lovely time and beat that heat.

Hiya family already time for chores again, may they speed by for you.

G'day Soot Most cerntainly! May your week go quickly, cause before we know it will be the weekend again - sleep well.

Hello Looney thanking you so much, that's quite a distance to run, good for you. Hopefully you'll be able to get some gametime in.

Hello and happy game time too who else pops to say hi...