Corny joke. - GameBoomers Community

GAMEBOOMERS provides you with all the latest PC adventure computer games information, forum, walkthroughs, reviews and news.

GB Reviews	Latest & Upcoming Adventure Games	GB Annual Game Lists	GB Interviews	BAAGS	GB @ acebook	About Us
Walkthroughs	free games galore	Game Publishers & Developers	World of Adventure	Patches	GB @ witter	GameBoomers Store

Register Log In GB HOMEPAGE Forums GARDEN OF PUZZLING DELIGHTS Corny joke.

Print Thread

Page 1 of 3

1

2

3

Corny joke. #1224286 08/04/20 09:33 AM 08/04/20 09:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	I just thought of a corny joke and here it is. Why did Tonto go to the bank? Last edited by curly; 08/11/20 02:41 AM. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224293 08/04/20 10:25 AM 08/04/20 10:25 AM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 42,076 Alabama soot Puzzled Moderator
soot Puzzled Moderator Sonic Boomer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 42,076 Alabama	I don't know this one ... or probably forget Dan To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224299 08/04/20 10:54 AM 08/04/20 10:54 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Hi Dan, I will wait a while and will give clues. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224301 08/04/20 11:35 AM 08/04/20 11:35 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,649 Isle of Man Lex Adept Boomer
Lex Adept Boomer Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,649 Isle of Man	To fetch Silver perhaps...? Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224307 08/04/20 12:22 PM 08/04/20 12:22 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	I never heard that one. It's much funnier than that. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224310 08/04/20 12:49 PM 08/04/20 12:49 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 10,060 Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla... bermag45 Adept Boomer
bermag45 Adept Boomer Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 10,060 Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...	Not heard this one Curly but assume it's a play on the words Lone Ranger so he went there to see the Loan Arranger/ Bernie

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224314 08/04/20 02:19 PM 08/04/20 02:19 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	You got it Bernie, congrats. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224317 08/04/20 03:30 PM 08/04/20 03:30 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Let's try another. My friend fell in an Egyptian river last week, but swears he didn't. He was in ?? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224325 08/04/20 04:31 PM 08/04/20 04:31 PM
Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 17,236 Bucks County, Pennsylvania Redz Graduate Boomer
Redz Graduate Boomer Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 17,236 Bucks County, Pennsylvania	denial (the Nile)

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224343 08/04/20 07:54 PM 08/04/20 07:54 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 42,076 Alabama soot Puzzled Moderator
soot Puzzled Moderator Sonic Boomer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 42,076 Alabama	Good one Remi ... I was thinking Loan (for lone) but could not fit the ranger piece like Bernie did Dan To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224363 08/05/20 01:24 AM 08/05/20 01:24 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,649 Isle of Man Lex Adept Boomer
Lex Adept Boomer Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,649 Isle of Man	Good quality corn! Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224365 08/05/20 01:36 AM 08/05/20 01:36 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Good one Joan. I may as well try another one. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like (two words) Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224399 08/05/20 09:39 AM 08/05/20 09:39 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	See my latest corny joke. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224408 08/05/20 01:44 PM 08/05/20 01:44 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 17,630 The Outer Limits Cue Graduate Boomer
Cue Graduate Boomer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 17,630 The Outer Limits	They don't like fast food Good one, Remi Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224414 08/05/20 02:30 PM 08/05/20 02:30 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Thanks Cue. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224415 08/05/20 02:34 PM 08/05/20 02:34 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot? A ? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224439 08/05/20 06:59 PM 08/05/20 06:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,317 Ohio michele rose Graduate Boomer
michele rose Graduate Boomer Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,317 Ohio	A cursor

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224469 08/06/20 02:14 AM 08/06/20 02:14 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Nice one michele. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224470 08/06/20 02:18 AM 08/06/20 02:18 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two (two words) Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224486 08/06/20 09:29 AM 08/06/20 09:29 AM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 31,924 Ontario manxman Sonic Boomer
manxman Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 31,924 Ontario	consecutive sentences Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224492 08/06/20 11:49 AM 08/06/20 11:49 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Thanks mxm. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224494 08/06/20 11:53 AM 08/06/20 11:53 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Where do cow farts come from? The d---- a-- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224499 08/06/20 01:02 PM 08/06/20 01:02 PM
Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,484 Chicago oldbroad True Blue Boomer
oldbroad True Blue Boomer Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,484 Chicago	dairy air (derrier)

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224507 08/06/20 01:58 PM 08/06/20 01:58 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	Good one ob. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Re: Corny joke. [Re: curly] #1224508 08/06/20 02:01 PM 08/06/20 02:01 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA curly OP Sonic Boomer
curly OP Sonic Boomer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 50,455 Ottawa Ontario CANADA	What do you call a bed pan in Russia? A P-- --- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Page 1 of 3

1

2

3

Moderated by Pandora, soot, Urban Worrier

Who's Online Now

4 registered members (oldbroad, GreyFuss, Space Quest Fan, Marian), 237 guests, and 0 spiders.

Key: Admin, Global Mod, Staff, Mod

Newest Members

StillInLove, farth, Postit, ArcadianGirl, loboblanca
9436 Registered Users

Powered by UBB.threads™