foot down Hi Curly

Thanks Cue.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play --- - ----.

has a cast

Good one.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is the --- ------ ----?’ lol

bar tender here

Thanks Joan.

one of my favorites

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are ---- c----------s.”

just contractions

Thanks Joan.

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Thanks for all your answers in Corny Jokes.