Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
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10/07/20 01:45 AM
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-1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was b---. -2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to f----- it once. -3. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays b--- y-- up?” -4. How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people b-- on y--! -5. I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor s------ my mother. -6. Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a w---- of a party! -7. Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was m----- cake! -8. Q: What did curly the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never p--- with it! 9. Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been s-----. 10. Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A: It was i---- on the cake.
Last edited by curly; 10/07/20 01:13 PM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
[Re: curly]
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10/07/20 01:58 AM
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1. born Good morning and curly! I hope you have a wonderful day!
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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
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10/07/20 06:29 AM
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4 - bid on you.
I'D bid on you bro as the best bro anybody could ask for. Happy Birthday, I luv u
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
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10/07/20 07:52 AM
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WOW, the compliments are great. Thanks Joan and sis.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
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10/07/20 11:40 AM
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9. sliced Many Happy Commiserations Remi!
Last edited by Lex; 10/07/20 11:41 AM.
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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7
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10/08/20 07:25 AM
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Thanks Bernie. I reached the big 78 and hope to make it to 79!
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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