-1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was b---.
-2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to f----- it once.
-3. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays b--- y-- up?”
-4. How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people b-- on y--!
-5. I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor s------ my mother.
-6. Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a w---- of a party!
-7. Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was m----- cake!
-8. Q: What did curly the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never p--- with it!
9. Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been s-----.
10. Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A: It was i---- on the cake.