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Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 #1230037
10/07/20 12:45 AM
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-1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was b---.

-2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to f----- it once.

-3. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays b--- y-- up?”

-4. How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people b-- on y--!

-5. I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor s------ my mother.

-6. Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a w---- of a party!

-7. Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was m----- cake!

-8. Q: What did curly the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never p--- with it!

9. Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been s-----.

10. Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A: It was i---- on the cake.

urock

Last edited by curly; 10/07/20 12:13 PM.

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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230039
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Good morning and birthday curly! I hope you have a wonderful day!

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230042
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Thanks ob.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230043
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2. Forget lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230045
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3. burn you wave2

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230046
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Thanks. Hi Bernie.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230047
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8. part lol

birthday curly !
Wishing you the best of birthdays!

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230048
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Thanks a lot michele.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230054
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Wishing a wonderful birthday to my friend, Remi kissy hearts flowers

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230056
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4 - bid on you.

I'D bid on you bro as the best bro anybody could ask for.
Happy Birthday, I luv u


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230058
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WOW, the compliments are great. Thanks Joan and sis.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230063
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birthday I hope you have a great day. flowers

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230064
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230067
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Thanks.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230076
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Many Happy Commiserations Remi! rah urock

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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230078
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Enjoy the day! birthday


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230092
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Thanks men.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230093
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There are birthday wishes for you in Mixed Bag as well. wave

Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230138
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I know. Thanks Marian.


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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230140
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I hope you had a great birthday Curly. Didn't realise until just now thumbsup wave

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Re: Birthday jokes. Oct. 7 [Re: curly] #1230147
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Thanks Bernie. I reached the big 78 and hope to make it to 79!


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