Fun with Puns. Feb.15
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02/15/21 02:26 AM
02/15/21 02:26 AM
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Posts: 47,082 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 47,082
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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I hope you like these. -1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we a----. -2. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? S----. -3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a-----. -4. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a s----. -5. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent f------ f----s. -6. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A b-------r. -7. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? S----- s---. -8. What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? t----, t----, t---‘--. -9. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not -- again.” 10. If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up p----- the p----. Thanks Kevin.
Last edited by curly; 02/16/21 02:25 AM.
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