CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE Ingredients * 2 cups flour ... * 115 grams of butter... * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 2 bottles wine * 2 cups of dried fruit.

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. T...urn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Check the wine. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine. Wipe worktop with cat.

I've read a few similar "recipes," but this is a new one for me! LOL! I particularly like the use of the cat to wipe the worktop with!

Thanks for the laugh!

Dare I say its the best use of a cat ever!!

Good to see you Mary and thanks for the chuckle!

Flotsam....Santa isn't going to like that!

Great stuff Mary, thanks and keep smiling!

Thanks for starting my day with a smile, Mary.

Just hilarious !! Thanks, Mary

That's hilarious, thank you, and happy holidays to everyone! <3

Thank you, Mary!