Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Sherlock! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

Oh my aching head! How did I end up in this fountain, and where are my clothes? EEK! AND WHY IS MY SKIN GREEN? It must has been that bottle of absinthe I drank! Now if I can pull my feet out of this mud and grab some tufts of grass to cover my strategic bits, I may be able to make it back to my apartment without being arrested. If someone sees me, I'll just pretend to be a statue.

Uh-oh. Here comes a tour group, and they've got cameras! I hope I don't get a cramp before they leave.