Halloween Fun
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Yesterday at 07:01 PM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 54,987 Upstate NY
Pandora
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 54,987
Upstate NY
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-1. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? H- d---'- h--- t-- g--- -2. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? W--- -3. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? B------ d----- a-- a g----- b--- f----- -4. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere h- c-- b----- -5. Why did the ghost go into the bar? F-- t-- b---- -6. Why was the girl afraid of the werewolf? H- w-- all b--- a-- n- b--- -7. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? H- d---'- have a h------- l------ -8. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? H- h-- n- b--- t- dance w--- -9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? H- i- m--- -10. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? H- h---- i- h-- g---- c---------- -11. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? D--- e--- -12. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? I-’- a pain i- t-- n--- -13. How does a girl vampire flirt? S-- b--- h-- e--- -14. What can't you give the headless horseman? A h------- -15. What type of dog does every vampire have? A b--------- -16. Why don't mummies take vacations? T---'-- afraid t---'-- relax a-- u----- ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/fLSnR8Ff/barhalloween03.gif)
If you spell the words "absolutely nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton yletulosba", which ironically means absolutely nothing.
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Re: Halloween Fun
[Re: Pandora]
#1377282
13 hours ago
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 51,041 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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10. He heard it had great circulation. (lol)
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Re: Halloween Fun
[Re: Pandora]
#1377287
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 2,018 Boston
Jimbo Bell
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Boston
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3. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend
Some say pigs are actually very intelligent animals. Yet I have this whole freezer full of sausages.
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