Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, michele rose! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

Why didn't the cook have any success at the comedy club?
His yolk was always panned.

You should see the clothes