"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!"
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Funny Logics
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops .
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Good morning everyboomie. 
Are y'all ready for a new week? 
The best way to get into it is to hold your nose, and count to three, and take the plunge.

Ah........go ahead and make that a count to five, close your eyes, and then dive right in.

You know what? It's gonna be ok. Just count to 20, put a toe in and test the water, and then go ahead and slide into it. 
Now that I think of it, we might not want to recklessly rush into it. It IS a Monday after all, so have a seat, put your head back, close your eyes, and your mouth too please, meditate to the song "Aquarius/Let The Sun Shine", have a latte and a bagel, read the morning paper, serf the net a while, and then count to 10 and go back to bed, and we'll pick it up there again tomorrow. 
Since tomorrow is Wednesday there's no need to rush it then either, so we'll just meet back here at....oh about noon or 1:00. 
Sound good?