I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
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New Years Eve One Liners

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

My New Years resolution is 1080p

I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!

This New Year’s I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess.

I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday

Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2015 Please?

In 2015, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

Dear God, my prayer for 2015 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.

I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they'd get a Bloody Mary.

I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2014 and a beautiful beginning into 2015.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them.

Every year I make a resolution to change myself....... this year makeing a resolution to be myself!

Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Think of joy, Forget the fear. Be joyous, cause its a New Year.
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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?
He gave up thinking.

What's the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!

What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?
Social Security

New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"

Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.

I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!

I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.

Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine

Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them

I will think of a password other than "password"
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New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Read less.

I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch less T.V. in standard definition

Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Watch more movie remakes.

Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.

Procrastinate more.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

Drink. Drink some more.

Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Spend more time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBOOMIE!!


I wish you could all see, I have my New Year's diaper on.


I posted a picture on my Facebook page for you.


New Year's Resolutions?


Let's see now......This year I resolve to trim the fat, and get rid of the cat.


Pretty sure I can keep that one.


Oh he'll go to a good home I promise, but I am not a cat person. Never wuz, never wilbe.


What else?


I also resolve not to drink any more.



No more..............no less.



One more



Last but not least, I resolve to not retire this year, and work my fingers to the bone for a nuther 12 months.



Let the fun begin.....



Have a Happy New Year everybody.


joe


Oh OH OH one last resolution.

I hereby resolve to make Midgie a foot high stack of blueberry pancakes.

Joe and everyone!

It's Wednesday night for me, and I have the day off tomorrow. It will be the first New Year's day I've had off in years. So I think I'll stay up until twelve tonight and then go right to sleep.

Hope everyone has a terrific start of the year!

Joe, no Joey Baby New Year on your FB page you tease! All the best on your resolutions! Have a wonderful day.

venus, enjoy your day off!

Have a wonderful start to a New Year everyone!

Ana

to everyone!

Thanks, Joe.

Thank you for all of the good cheer that you bring us in the Diner each day, Joe!

to all.

Joe thanks for all the laughs you brought us in 2014 and here's to many more in 2015!! Thanks again Joe!!

Happy New Year Joe, venus. Ana, MaG, Marian and all who come in later!!

venus enjoy your first day of the new year off!!!


Nan

Good Morning and Happy New Year Joe, venus, Ana, MaG, Marian and Nan. Coffee is ready for all you party goers! Happy First Day of the Year to All Boomers!

Good New Year Morning Boomers:

to each and every Boomer. May this year bring much hope and happiness to All!

to all my Diner family. May it be a Happy and Healthy year for everyone. Danish, French Toast, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC.

to all and to your families. Joe--- Thank you.

Midgie

Boomers

Happy New Year everyone.

I'll be leaving for work shortly. My last work day before my time off starts.

It is a very dark day and freezing day. We are staying around 30 degrees all day.

I hope you all have a super start to your new year.

Ana I can't believe that Facebook made me take down my picture. They said it was obscene.

Actually all I said was that I posted a picture for you. Not that it was of me in a diaper.


joe

Joe!!!! May work fly and go well. thanks for the laughs and have a lovely day!

L4l no I am having my cataracts removed and new lenses put in, one at a time. It will be nice to see my way to the bathroom during the night with out looking for glasses. Hope everybody there is feeling a t least a little better today! HUGS!

Gerry thanks for the hot coffee this morning. It warmed up outside and snowed last night. Have a lovely day!

Gail same wishes for you too. Have a lovely day!

Connie Happy New Year and thanks for the danish. Have a lovely day!

Midge have a lovely day!

Haroula Happy New Year! Have a lovely day!

Space Happy New Year and have a lovely day!

I am waiting for the parade to start.


Nan

Good morning MaG, Nan, Marian, Joe, SpaceQ, Midgie, Connie, Gail, Haroula, Gerry and all to follow!

I swear my poor son has no luck at all. He got towed for the second time in two weeks after being legally parked. Makes me sad to see him work his tail off and have to keep paying for stupid stuff like this.

Have a great day all!

A wonderful Happy New Year to you all! Let's face it: I should come more often to the diner... [u][/u]

Evelyne

I had a great New Year's Eve. I went to bed at 11:30 pm to watch TV and the New Year's celebrations. After my head touched the pillow...well that was it. Woke up at 1:00 am. Didn't see the celebrations, no gunshots or car horns woke me up. I have no idea if anything happened around here. Duh. Missed it all.

Yes Evelyne, you should!! Happy New year my friend!

Sorta, sounds like you needed sleep more!

Ana

Happy New Year, ya'll, and may 2015 be a year of Blessing and Peace and Joy and Gratitude.

I was up and cleaning this morning. Then decided to make bacon and waffles. Will make ham and black-eyed peas later today.

Cleaning done and now time to sit, sip, and watch football. Hoping AU can pull out their game but big props to them for benching one of their "best" players for being an idiot. Glad they decided team discipline trumped his possible contribution.

We have Sun

Joe, I like your resolutions.

Venus, hope you enjoyed bringing the New Year in.

Ana, how are you today? Sorry Peter was towed.

MaG, thanks and back at ya

Marian

Nan, I know it will be great. Will someone be with you to help for a day or so?

Gerry, busy day?

Gail, hope your day is fun.

Connie, thanks for the good wishes, and the bacon sandwiches.

Haroula, has the flooding stopped?

Midgy, working today?

Space, hanging out today?

Evelyne, there you are.

Sorta, sorry you missed "the moment." But that must mean it was a calm and peaceful one.

Well well, 2015 already -my how time flies. To all prosperity health and happiness and to our pets. Joe you could bring Sambo to my house -he would get a gooood home but too far away. Currently I'm tracking down a doggy who's been running around just a bit north east of here off 696. But I take a stem toward him/her and off it goes. Gonna keep at it.

Miserable day today. My kits want to hunt the birdies who are eating seeds in my yard but after a couple steps outside they decide a warm house is better.

Be kind to your pets -happy thursday all

L4L, I went into full cleaning mode today. I accomplished a ,ot, it feels good!

Yankee, I hope you can find where the dog belongs. Do you think he was dumped?

My neighbors found a dog last night. THey called me to come look to see if I knew what house it may belong to. SAdly, I didn't so after a couple hours of looking door to door, they called the police.

I'm sure it was dumped because I saw that dog a month ago in the same area -same effort, same behavour. Food I left for it was gone. So sad. Would the police take your dog to a SPCA? That are cat colonies and dog packs out here, it's so remote, but I suspect people shoot them.

Yankee, I hope you can convince the poor dog that you are kind. I think people need to be dumped that do that! In the middle of nowhere.
I'm sure someone will claim the dog, it was groomed and a purebred something. Looked like a Bichon Frise. THe police will hold it at the station for a day before turning it in. They become the dept pet for a night if they are friendly.

I hope the doggie is found. Around here the police will not respond for a dog. They tell you to call animal control...which gives you a recording.

Just finished a yummy dinner. Now sitting by the fire getting ready for the Al game. We are sad AU lost, but it was a good game. Missed field goal...argh.

Ana, so that is where my cleaning bug went.

Good night, everyone.