1. A bossy man walked into a bar… And ordered everyone a -----.

2. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s ----t----.

3. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit ---l---- me!

4. How bad were the fish’s grades? They were below --- -----.

5. What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great ---- to me.