Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/28/20 05:48 PM
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/28/20 09:51 PM
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Joe, I hope you have some fun coming your way this week!
family, enjoy!
Hi ho..hi ho...another week we go.
Have a great day everyone!
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/29/20 07:30 AM
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connie
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Installation of officers at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Home Fries, Bacon, Sausage, Waffles, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
[Re: gymcandy1]
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06/29/20 08:02 AM
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Too funny Joe ... our temperature is climbing up ... triple digit heat index now Enjoy your shows Family Yes indeedy Ana it's off to work I go (too) ... Hi Ho ... Hi Ho Connie, did you run for office? Waffles and home fries in the NC!! L4L Moanday Monday Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/29/20 11:17 AM
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Heat and humidity are the order of the day here too!
Back from walking the hills. Nice to be out, but could do with it being 10 degrees cooler and 1000% less humidity.
Son and g'son went hiking, leaving youngest at home as he wasn't feeling the plan.
Off to strip, clean, and cook greens.
Ya'll have a great day!
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/30/20 03:38 AM
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Hi Joe - for the laughs, they're fantastic & funny , Ana, family, looney, connie, Space Quest Fan, Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, not feeling good - sore stomach which is slowly easing and I have a Specialist appointment tomorrow...Happy gaming all Boomers Ps Thanks Soot glad you slept good yesterday - hope you have a okay day at work , I slept okay only to find i still had a tummy ache..
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/30/20 07:35 AM
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connie
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Good morning, enjoy your day. Triple digits here. Soot, I'm the Chaplin. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/30/20 10:55 AM
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Terrific Tuesday ya'll Sorry you have a tummy ache Tainted! Not fun. Hope it improves soon! I'm back from a park run. Had a good run but it was hoooot! But it is going to be for the next 3 months. Have to do laundry, cook books, and think about dinner. Ya'll have a great day
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Hey Ho Boomers and howdy hello this Tootin Toosday to y'all ... work has kept me busy since this morning Family ... enjoy your shows Oh my TaintedFury, tummy aches are no fun at all ... am too familiar with them and hope your visit with the Specialist today helps Yeppers Connie, I think we've reached that time of the year again ... sounds like a wonderful position Connie ... I'm headed to the NC for a Danish Hey SpaceQF ... how you doing? I'm thinking I'm grilling dinner tonight L4L Have a balmy day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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06/30/20 04:03 PM
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All's quiet here, just the way I like it I handle heat as long as I can be in my cool comfortable house. I had a laugh the other day; don't know what kind of activities were happening at the dog care place, but about 8 pm that night, I noticed he could barely keep his eyes open. Energy spent, appetite sated and happy. Money well spent! Nothing like a happy content pooch!
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Hi Looney thank you, tummy ache is still a little there, so Hubby done the shopping today while I stayed home & rested until the afternoon as I had to go out to my hand Specialist, right hand going good & they're doing the left later in November yippy... I hope your chores speed by take care & be safe too. Hi Soot Thanking you - you are right, they're horrible but I'm feeling better- but good news about both hands, my right hand is going good & my left hand being done later this year. Half a week gone so it will the weekend soon...have fun & take care.
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Good morning all! It's been a hot and muggy week and it will continue for at least another week. I honestly don't mind walking in it all day but a lot of the pups I walk are not as happy. I have a few drama queens. Taintedfury, glad your hand is doing well. Hope the tummy cooperates today. Have a great day all!
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Good morning everyone Major project starts today ... clean out garage Wish us luck! L4L Have a friendly day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Good morning Joe wishing you a fantastic day:) , Good luck Soot with your project cleaning the garage & Ana I still got the tummy ache a little - It's being stubborn but getting better each day, thank you kindly family have a fantastic watching your shows & connie right now I wish I could have one of those bread fast...but I need to be careful...have a delicious terrific day Good morning Everybody Else who pops on, Terrific week too you all
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Good morning all! Hardly worth heading to work today, only two clients today. I'll be done before noon. I will have a full house the next ten days. I have a Weimaraner puppy and his two kitty siblings coming this evening. It will be interesting seeing Nugget with the cats living here. Taintedfury, so sorry to hear you are still not feeling 100%. Sending positive thoughts! How is your mom doing? Connie, family, Gerry, soot, L4L, SpaceQ, butterflybabe, and of course Joe, hope you have a great day!
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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07/02/20 11:39 AM
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Olá everybody. I hope everyone is staying cool out there. Boy oh boy is it getting up there in temps. I see a string of 100 degree plus days coming up real soon. That really make me want to do...........nothing actually. At least nothing outside. So glad I don't work at Lowe's right now. Soot I feel sorry for you man. Hoping your garage cleaning project goes well. I had to do that in my shop not too long ago. TaintedFury stomach aches are just the worse. They can really ruin your day. I hope you feel better soon. Ana I'm glad to hear you have an easy day today. Good luck on your busy next 10 days. I have two little white and black kittens. You want 'em? The momma had three babies. Two survived, and they're almost weened. L4L I don't know how you can go running out there now, but good for you! ButterflyBaby I'm totally with you on staying inside and cool. Stay safe Family, Connie, Gerry, Ana, L4L, Soot, TaintedFury, SpaceQuestFan, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, Mary, and everyone. joe
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner
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Joe, it is a hot, kill your back, oh my goodness, sweat, sweat, sweat ... project Ana, have fun with your house guests Good morning Connie, I popped thru the NC drive thru this morning to get a Danish to go TaintedFury, sorry to hear your tummy is still rumbling ... get well soon! Family, hope your shows were fun! Whoa, I am whipped ... and done for the day! See y'all tomorrow! L4L Have a nice evening Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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